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Frequently Asked Questions About Our Detox Programmes
We explain what is being detoxed, who is doing it, and why the answer is mostly nothing.
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Customer Letter: I Fell Asleep During My Massage and Woke Up in Another Room
A guest writes in, concerned about an unexpected relocation, and receives a calm response.
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Press Release: Hairball Haven Introduces the Silent Retreat, Now with Added Yowling
A new weekend programme promises total tranquillity, with a short interval for a sudden outburst at 3 AM.
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The Hairball Release Ceremony: A Guided Experience
Our signature treatment, in which a guest is encouraged to let go, with grace, on a washable surface.