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Cucumber: A Brief History of Our Mascot and His Constant Terror
How a single slice of cucumber became the face of Hairball Haven, and why he has never recovered.
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Memo: Candle Safety and the New Rule About Tails
After an incident, the management reminds all guests that tails are not to be placed near flames.
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Press Release: Hairball Haven Introduces the Silent Retreat, Now with Added Yowling
A new weekend programme promises total tranquillity, with a short interval for a sudden outburst at 3 AM.
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Behind the Scenes: A Day in the Life of a Spa Therapist
Pounce Delacroix describes her morning routine, her professional philosophy and her complicated relationship with the cucumber slices.
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Welcome to Hairball Haven: What to Expect on Your First Day
A calm introduction to our facilities, our philosophy and the towel that is not for you.